Ten Ways to Annoy Frozen Yogurt Store Employees

1. Fill a cup with just cereal then ask for milk.
2. Let the machines run for a few seconds because you need to "warm them up."
3. Complain that they don't have raisins.
4. Loiter.
5. Solicit.
6. Perform voodoo rituals with the crushed Oreos.
7. Stick your tongue under the yogurt dispenser because they won't give you free samples.
8. Talk to them about Nascar.
9. Haggle.
10. Walk into the store with a pint of Ben & Jerry's. Ask for toppings.

Andre & Jombo