Jesus Wins Waterskiing Title

My divorce lawyer forwarded this article to me over the winter. Check it out.

"For the 1989th consecutive year, Jesus H. Christ of Bethlehem dominated the field at the World Barefoot Waterskiing Championships, held annually in Kenosha, Wisconsin.Christ swept all eight events, earning gold medals in all racing and freestyle categories.

“You know, someone here today asked me how this stacks up against the other 1,988 barefoot waterskiing titles I’ve won,” said Christ, as he unzipped his wetsuit and enjoyed a cold beer in front of an adoring crowd.“I definitely have to say that this one was the sweetest.No doubt.I’ll never get sick of this feeling.”

Read the rest at: http://www.sportspickle.com/news/306/jesus-wins-1989th-consecutive-barefoot-waterskiing-title

Andre