During the recession, I had to work some odd jobs to provide for my wife, ex-wives, and children. I thought working at the Spokane carnival would be fun. It wasn't. Here's 10 reasons why:
1. You run the risk of being asked for a centipede as the balloon guy.
2. You might be on security when the ferris wheel falls over.
3. Long hours.
4. It doesn't pay.
5. You have to survive on flavored air.
6. You have to differentiate keys at the lost and found.
7. You have to transport large stuffed animals from one booth to another.
8. Bored grandparents tell you stories of World War I while their kids shoot dinasour-shaped-targets with water guns for prizes made in China.
9. Blowing up giant blow-up slides manually.
10. Fathoming that slip and slides still exist.
Andre
1. You run the risk of being asked for a centipede as the balloon guy.
2. You might be on security when the ferris wheel falls over.
3. Long hours.
4. It doesn't pay.
5. You have to survive on flavored air.
6. You have to differentiate keys at the lost and found.
7. You have to transport large stuffed animals from one booth to another.
8. Bored grandparents tell you stories of World War I while their kids shoot dinasour-shaped-targets with water guns for prizes made in China.
9. Blowing up giant blow-up slides manually.
10. Fathoming that slip and slides still exist.
Andre
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